Me: I wonder if there's anything to do in Switzerland..

Z: Switzerland? Huh! Could be boring! You'll be doing nothing except ski...

Me:...eat lindt chocolates and collect cuckoo clocks?.

Z: What's with all these stereotyping.

Me: Stereotyping? Switzerland? Never! Efficient Swiss men in white socks!

Z: I think you're refering to the Germans.

Me: Well.. maybe the German speaking part of Switzerland then.

Inane conversation of the day brought to you by a postdoc advert. Perhaps I'll pass.